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What’s really good people?

These are definitely very exciting times and days ahead. The Daddy Day Care experience has been FANTASTIC thus far. Every day I am having a blast with “Baby P” but am still mad that I left $30 worth of diapers under my Target shopping cart this week. Whoever got their hands on my s**t, I want it back o! So as I started to complain last week about how HOMELAND had turned into a dud all of a sudden it is looking like this season will be another head scratcher after last Sunday’s episode. Let’s see what else is going on in the world? Oh yes; I officially launched a new full scale consulting business. You no say P? Oh yes I did. Wanna hear and know more about it? I thought you would never asked. Lol. Before I get into all of that I have some (S/O) for the week;

(S/O) To my family & friends for helping make SAFARI possible.

(S/O)  To my comedian nephew Ash Baba. This dude is HILARIOUS.

(S/O) To the EAGLETS of NIGERIA bring home the cup boys.

(S/O) To everybody that has made the MY OMO NAIJA Blogspot I major success. This moment is now officially I biggest month since inception. To the viewers, followers and supporters Love iz Love. Read, Share & Discuss. P

 Ok people; let me get focused…

If you ever watch the show House of Lies on Showtime with Don Cheadle then you will totally get the concept and making of Safari Consulting Services, LLC. I guess you can say I am working my way into being a real life Marty Kaan. They say water covers about 70% of the earth’s surface, well why not let Safari Consulting Services cover the rest o? Abi? Joooooooooooo o. Anyways the focus of this enterprise is of Safari is a team management consultants who take on projects across the world. Safari Consulting Services will become a leader domestically and internationally on matters of human and business systems, outcomes based accountability, operational and sustainability. Yeah I know you like that… It is just consultant jargon. Lol. Below are some of the industries & services we provide but are not limited to;

Featured Industries

Customer Service            NGOs                           Social Service                         

Oil & Gas                       Investment                    Information & Technology

Energy (Green Energy)     Trade                           Social Media

Featured Services

Governance                                  Strategic Planning          Mental Health       

Portfolio Management                     Financial Analysis          Behavioral Health

Service Delivery Transformation      Quantitative Research     Therapeutic Services

Pricing & Profitability Management    Community Outreach      Coaching/Training

Mergers & Acquisitions                    Program Development

Asset Management                         Change Management

Risk Management                           Program Management

Business Transformation                  Organizational Development

Policy                                           Grant Writing

Safari Consulting Services offers advisory support and industry insight to help organizations excel in today’s ever changing business climate. Many business operations aim to succeed and serve as a flagship enterprise. Our professionals and partners serve as leading experts in their respective areas of interest who draw from the strengths within organizations and wraparound the necessary supports to ensure companies shoot to excellence.

Today’s leading businesses demonstrate reliability and responsiveness. In order to thrive shareholders, partners and consumers all have a stake when assessing expectations with performance. We measure our success thru the lens of our client’s satisfaction and their growth in a performance based accountability environment. 

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Don’t Talk Me 2 Death

What’s really good people?

So waitin’ happen this past week o? Well let’s see the SUPER Eagles of Nigeria played a match in Ethiopia in which two suspected suicide boomers nearly pulled off the unthinkable, an attempt to set off a bomb in a stadium full of football loving fans. Na Wa O! Man I know Nigerian football is the best in Africa but attacking the Nigerian team bus after the match, injuring our players and looking to kill people all for the sake of football and your hate for my country has taking the term FA-NA-TIC to a maddening level. No worries though we goal score E.T.H.I.O.P.I.A. (8-0) for the return match jare. What else happened? Oh yes; the government shutdown was lifted. I love it when millionaires in government get to make decisions on behalf of the poor by taking their wages for two weeks in the so called “best interest of the country” Can somebody tell me when has cutting spending ever benefited the masses? The only thing I need cut at the moment is Christian Ponder from the Vikings, all the fat around my neck and waste-line and Shola Ameobi from the national team. Let me get into my SHOUT-OUTS (S/O).

(S/O) CONGRATS to my brother O.D. & the new addition to the family Baby Olivia!

(S/O) Happy B-Day to my sister & home-girl Jessica B.

(S/O) To the SUPA Eagles of Nigeria. Job Well Done in Ethiopia boys.

(S/O) To all of the viewers, followers & readers of the MY OMO NAIJA blogspot. Thank you for your continued support. Love iz Love! P

  

Ok people; let me get focused…

Have you ever had one of those weeks when it just seems like people keep trying to test you time and time again? Kinda like am I gonna have to put my paws on one of these yahoooooooos in order to get my point across? It all started with me facilitating one of my program meetings in which as you know some people’s only purpose for attending meetings is to hear themselves speak rather than gain and process new information presented. So I am constantly dealing with foolishness and incompetence which I know comes with the job but I can’t stand when some people think just because they are older makes them an expert on a topic. Especially, when they stay talking me to death all to avoid the fact that they are underperforming or are not suitable for their designated role & responsibility within an organization.

So I decided to come up with my own shortlist of people or things who could really benefit from the MUTE button right about now because they stay running their mouth & keep talking me to death but really need to go sit down somewhere…

1. Goodluck Jonathan & Barack Obama – I grouped these two together because it was a toss up. I have never seen two presidents with more hype as these two but continue to disappoint and fail to live up to their top billing.

2. Gay People & their Rights – I don’t need this in my face everywhere everyday I beg. 

3. These Tea Party (KAKs) in congress – My peoples that know what a (KAK) is know what I am getting at…

4. The OBAMACARE – will you just past the d**n thang already and get on with it.

5. Nigerian Social Media – 90% of it is RUBBISH. There is never anything of substance produced.

6. TWIRKING – If I hear another comment from some white person on television giving a play-by-play analysis on Miley Cyrus….

7. RGIII – I will just say to this dude SHUT UR GUMS. You talk too much. How is that 1-5 record? 

8. Shola Ameobi – I love how this dude all of a sudden is claiming Naija now and his so patriotic all because he is hoping for a chance to play in the world cup at any cost.

A Father's Lost

What’s really good people?

I am not too sure what has taken place with my blogger account the past couple of weeks but it appears I need to get back in the lab and due some maintenance. Maybe it is me just showing one of those TRUE Nigerian behaviors, spend BIG money on the merchandise but no thought on the upkeep whatsoever. SMH. Anyways let me try to do this week’s blog post in an unconventional way by leading with my SHOUT-OUTS (S/O).

(S/O) Wishing my old man S.O. A Speedy Recovery & Good Health.

(S/O) RESPECT to my favourite athlete Adrian Peterson at this very difficult time. STAY STRONG.

(S/O) To the SUPA Eagles of Nigeria. Wishing the boys all the best on Sunday on the road to Brazil.

  

Ok people; let me get focused…

I ain’t never been one to really comment or speak on the lives of others. Especially those in the public eye l don’t know nor do I care to meet like entertainers, athletes, politicians etc. My blog don’t get down like that, if you want to hear rumors and gossip go look up those other sites to satisfy your appetite for negativity or turn your television to some reality programming. After the news broke today that my dude Adrian Peterson lost his 2year old boy on some peanut butter & jelly BS boy I was not in a good space. I think I been stuck on my Denzel Washington “Man on FIRE” character for like 6hrs and counting now nonstop.

First of all after growing up and admiring my all-time favorite athlete Hakeem Olajuwon it took me like another 15 plus years to even find someone of that kind of pedigree and quality in Adrian. I mean “Iron Mike” was another dude I really liked a lot growing up but everybody knew Mike Tyson was not always right upstairs in the head. But with Adrian it is very simple, this dude like Hakeem is a Man’s Man. His story and rise to prominence, humility, and belief in God almost makes him not real or authentic. It is scary the man crush I have on this dude and am like 10 years older than him. SMH.

So fast forward to today’s news, I first get an email from a friend about the unfortunate event that led to his son being hospitalize then follow that up with the breaking news of his son dying. I mean what do you tell another man/woman in that situation? How does one not just go crazy? Fame, money and success does not preclude people from tragedy and crisis too. How we so easily forget this about celebrities.

This weekend was supposed to be all about the excitement and build up for Nigeria going to Ethiopia to punch their world cup ticket for Brazil. This weekend was suppose to be about me writing about my experience as daddy day care with my little girl. Now this weekend has turned into one weak-minded person taking his frustrations out at the expense of an innocent young little boy. Now people are all in arms about should Adrian play or not play on Sunday. This world we live in can be so selfish. Why is it our business if he decides to play or not? Should it matter what his decision is come kick-off? I will tell you why, for as much as there are people who genuinely feel terrible for his loss, there are a big percentage of people who are looking at the financial implications too if he decides to suit up or not. His club, fans, gamblers, fantasy football junkie etc… all too will be keeping a very close eye on his status. 

What I take away from this tragedy is he will never get to play catch, pick-up basketball or teach his little man that infamous handshake again. I am not big on Hollywood endings or Disney type endings but I suspect the first time AP steps on a football field again whenever that may be I really pity the poor defender who dares to get in his way. That inner rage and fury he plays with is something that makes him a brother of mine.   

Keep your Head up BOOMER SOONER!

    

Somebody TRIPPIN’

What’s really good people?

Off the top my RESPECTS & PRAYERS to the families and loved ones of those we lost a few days back in the plane crash in Nigeria. Nobody ever wants to experience nor witness such an unfortunate accident of this magnitude but as Nigerians let us learn and support one another and hope such a tragedy those not revisit itself on our soil again. AMEEN.

Ok people; let me get focused…

When I say somebody tripping I mean somebody REALLY tripping. Let me start with all the calls

and emails I have been receiving about the pending well now official government SHUTDOWN in my office. Man I have not seen folks in the DMV shook like this since the day of the DC Sniper. And just like how the sniper had folks relegated to the inside of their homes and the streets were bare for weeks, peoples pockets is about to start feeling the hit so best start forgoing dinner at them trendy restaurants and go invest in some hot pockets and t.v. dinners. Its been only two days and you got one dude setting himself on fire and another driving her car in an attempt to break through the barricade at the White House as if everybody’s favorite president “Barry” owe her child support money. Secret service should have let her through so SHE and Michelle can get to pulling of one another’s hair all on the white house lawn. Now that would be the day we all can say the Obama’s have officially brought the hood to Pennsylvania Avenue.

Speaking of tripping, I have to put this little foolish panhandling girl I see everyday on my street out there. So the first time I ever gave this misguided human money after reading her sign about being pregnant and homeless I felt really bad and disturbed. Fast-forward 3 months later, she is still out there on my street everyday; in the heat, rain, and cold she is out there begging for money. So why was it that just a couple of days back I catch this yahoooooo coming out the Starbucks with a cigarette in hand smoking with her meth addicted percocet/oxycotin looking boyfriend at 8am as they were preparing for their daily hustle of begging. It took everything in my power to not walk over to them and slap she mess out of the two of them. Who in 2013 is pregnant and still walks around puffing on cigarettes all day? Such selfish behaviors should have no place in society. SMH.   

So this last one really hurts, I was all excited for the return of HOMELAND this past Sunday and during the season premiere my guy Sal decides to throw his pupil under the bus all to cover his a**. I mean what in the world is really going on people? If the great man Sal Berenson is unable to stand his ground and not sell-out for the sake of protecting his you know what then there is nobody left to aspire to as far as I am concerned. 2013 must really be the year of the WACKO!

Everybody Take a Deep BREATH