Friday, March 29, 2013

This is VEGAS

What’s really good people?

I missed you all last week so what went down since we last kicked it on the blogspot? Hmmmmmmm let me recap; one of my brothers got hitched 9ice! My Super Eagles almost gave all of Nigeria a heart attack after a dismal performance in world cup qualifying (btw I called it). It is very simple, if I am not following a Nigerian football match to help set the tone we are doomed. What’s next, yeah everybody’s NCAA basketball bracket got busted after the opening tip. Now this is truly some real March Madness going around and finally, your boy “Big P” headed out west to Vegas and did it very B.I.G. Man life is Good. West West yall.

Ok people; let me get focused…

Over the years I have visited and been to many countries and cities but the one spot that always gets me shaking in my boots is SIN-CITY. Las Vegas is like no other place if you come to think of it. I mean it is like X-mas year round with all the lights, Thanksgiving with all the food & buffet, Carnival in Rio with all the scantily dressed women, Mardi Gras with all the booze and New Year’s eve with all the beautiful people out to have a good time partying. But there is the not so fun side of Vegas that many people don’t want you to know about. I mean when was the last time you got off a plane and was not even at baggage claim yet and in front of you are slot machines as part of the welcoming committee.

I hear that there are four types of people you will find in Vegas; the LOCALS who go nowhere near the Vegas strip because well let’s hope it is because they know better. I tend to think it’s the latter; many of those locals have had their lives ruined by them slot machines and terrible casino Black-Jack dealers. Next you have the “OUT OF MY LEAGUE” type; these folks are the pretenders, yahoooos that deserve Oscars because they more like actors. One thing I was taught by my elders is people that are NECESSARY never talk about themselves. My brothers always tell me “There is money & then THERE IZ MONEY O”. The following group of folk is the ones I can relate to best, these are the knuckleheads that can “NEVER WALK AWAY”. Many years ago, my brother said something to me that has always stuck and resonated with me, “all you need is one good shoot”. That has got to be the worst piece of advice he has ever given me. Lol. Finally the TOURIST; these are the people that come from like Europe or some cold a** country traveling over 20 hours, wearing their Hulk Hogan fannie packs along their waist side who stop to take pictures of everything all in the middle of a crowded sidewalk. Just ignore these folks, bless their little hearts because they just don’t know any better.

In closing, fellas please “DO KISS & TELL”. It is true what happens in Vegas should be broadcasted for the rest of the world to know your binness. It is not your fault you are out having a good ol’ time while others are hating or miserable because they are not able to experience Vegas. But when you loose everything in Vegas make sure you tell that story too with the same fervor and excitement because that is how you can truly help others from falling for the traps of this great land of temptation.        

Next time you in Vegas ask for my man “ACE”

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