My cousin sends me a link this week that shows a CNN report of a poll taking that finds the Nigerian accent as one of the world’s sexiest tongues. Our accent apparently came in fifth only behind the likes of the Italians, French and Spanish (NWO)! The caption read “dignified with just a hint of willful naivete, the deep, rich “oh’s” and “eh’s” of Naija bend the English language without breaking it, arousing tremors in places other languages can’t reach. Kinda makes the occasional phone scam worth the swindle”. This is so typical, even when Nigeria is given praise and presented in a positive light there is always a back handed insult awaiting to follow. Did these yahoos read my blog last week? I just told you all that we have over 250 dialects spoken in Nigeria so which accent in particular can they be talking about? And as for me, I am not down for positive reinforcement that accompanies blatant insults and disrespect of my people.
Ok people; Let me
get focused…
I wrote about Halloween in Nigeria a few years back and many of you
all enjoyed it. You liked it so much that I thought you know what why not do
another blog on Halloween this week since everybody is gearing up for their
Halloween festivities and are in search for that one show stopping custom that will
make the biggest and loudest statement at the party. The only twist to this
week’s post is I have highlighted the leading candidates in Nigeria that you
want no part of representing in your Halloween custom because this group will
bring attention to you only for the wrong reasons.
Umar Farouk
Abdulmutallab – this yahoo will go down in our country’s history as the
one that shamed my people as terrorist. The so called “underwear bomber” was
convicted of attempting to detonate plastic explosives hidden in his draws
while on board a flight en route to the United States. And because of his brain
fart Nigerians worldwide are now under a bigger microscope now more than ever
when we enter any international airport on planet earth.
Boko Haram – this group of
militants have the audacity to associate themselves with the peaceful religion
of Islam. I wish nobody dare wish to represent these mean spirited and lifeless
group of terrorist. I wish to not draw any further attention to there cause. I
loathe your existence.
Goodluck Jonathan – arguably the
worst Nigerian president in history. His bio read as follows; a liar,
corruption is at an all time high, heartless, breached and compromised
Nigeria’s security, under his leadership Nigeria is more divided than ever and
has yet to accomplish anything significant during his administration.
Super Eagles footballers – has any group of
people brought Nigeria more heartache and suffering than this group of age cheats
who take the pitch to represent Nigeria unmotivated as if someone has forced
them to finish their plate of broccoli, brussel sprouts, carrots and spinach at
the dinner table? But no worries though I stay supporting my Super Eagles, see
you all in South Africa.Tricks are made for kids
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