My House! Your House! Our House?

Wow! We are coming down the home stretch people on our battle of the sex’s series. This has been such a blast and we have had so much fun entertaining you all. We promise to definitely do some more work on these topics and issues in the future.

This week we want to do a little public service announcement for all those young, wet behind the ears and clueless couples who believe they are ready to take their relationship to the next level.

Ok people; let me get focused… 

You know life is hard enough worrying about your career, bills and holding down a family. And the minute you throw a female into the equation and start making plans to have her move in to live with you… “Don’t do it” RECONSIDER! Now, your daily problems will consist of negotiating what to watch on television, who gone do the dishes for the evening (Nigerian MEN don’t do dishes) and always remembering to keep the toilet seat DOWN! I mean WTF?

One of my hidden truths about many of these young females out here is the finer/bad a chick is; the dirtier she keeps up her personal surroundings. Am talking about video vixen bad type females, they always keep a filthy crib; the inside of their cars look like train wreck and their cooking is highly suspect. The reason for this is very simple, they spend all day worrying about trying to look cute or landing a “BALLER” that will provide for them the lifestyle that comes with a cook, nanny/butler and chauffeur to manage all their household responsibilities.

It’s a fact that when two people live together you definitely get to see the best and worst in one another male/female. This happens because no longer can you mask or pick and choose what you want to reveal to your partner at your pace and discretion. 

So unless you were born with or have mastered qualities such as patience, maturity and the art of compromising, my friend you are in for a rude AWAKENING! Do not let the deciding factor in reaching your decision to shack up together be solely based on the idea of living together will help “save money” for this great life you have planned for the two of you.

For my fellas out there, I came up with a quick list of things you can look forward to once you have had one too many drinks after partying and decide to say to your girl “Baby I want you to move in with me”.

1. You’re life is over because she now runs s**t

2. Females can never make-up their minds

3. Don’t even waste your time trying to make sense of it all

4. Apologize for what??? Just do it & keep it moving.

5. PMS PMS PMS!

6. The female is never wrong

7. Just because its there don’t mean you getting any

8. I need space for my shoes

9. Expect hair EVERYWHERE!

10. Sometimes S**t Just Don’t Workout.

Do Remember; “Sleeping Over” & “Living Together” are not the same. 

Yo; hit the cut below for my girl Fumi's response from a female's perspective on this topic.