BLAME da Bad Guy

What’s really good people?

Yeah people I took off a week ago. Why? It is called I felt like it DAWGS. Lol. Nah life happens and every once in a while it is important to decompress. For example, I just had a moment today in which I got off the couch, put on my coat, walked out in the heavy rain straight towards my neighbor’s house knowing everybody was in their home, BANGED on the door so hard like the POOOO POOOOO on three separate occasions just wishing someone would open the door and dare talk s**t or try to explain why they just gotta keep parking in my spot in front of my crib after I done told you move your shittu somewhere else. 

Now I don’t know if it was my ol’ lady that got me all heated since she wanted me to do suffin about it or was it more about me just looking to put a hurt on someone for a minute now after all the peanut butter & jelly bulls**t I done dealt with for like 2 weeks straight. I think it was for the best that nobody came to answer or open the door nor did anyone try to run their gums in a way that I would have had to get out of character. For all I know, I could be sitting down in the county prescient at this very time asking myself was it ever that serious?  Truth is I was never scared of the people in the house it was that DAMN dogg I was worried about the whole walk up their drive way. 

(S/O) To my old man – STAY in da fight!

(S/O) To my girl Ms. Runa – Thank U!

(S/O) To all of the viewers, followers & readers of the MY OMO NAIJA blogspot. Thank you for your continued support. Love iz Love! P

  

Ok people; let me get focused…

By now if you are all caught up on this season’s Game of Thrones you will know of the latest character that got the AX a few weeks back that made everybody so happy; yes KING Joffrey made all viewers of this cult following all too happy when his time finally came to be put on the chopping block. Truth is life with all good guys and choirboys would be all too mundane and WACK. We need bad guys as much as we need good guys. Take for example in Nigeria the entire country stays talking down and bad about those in public office and leadership as the devil, bad for the country and corrupt. But it is these same yahoooos throwing shade that perpetuate the same actions when given positions of authority and influence.

I mean villains or the bad guy as you may call it have always had an important role in the world of sports, entertainment, politics and families.  Tony Montana, Alonzo from Training Day, “Nature Boy” Rick Flair, The Undertaker, Gordon Greko, Bernie Maddoff, Joe Fraizer, Iron Mike, 50 Cent, Duke Blue-Devils, Manchester United, Luis Suarez, Putin, George W., Obasanjo or Jonathan take your pick, that mean Uncle or Aunt. You get the point abi? I just noticed something now that every name I just listed have in common, they all got paper and really long paper at that with the exception of uncle and aunty. So being the bad guy PAYS.

There you have it folks it is time to put on the mask, make-up and play the role of the villain. For me that is not too difficult at all since it appears that label has been branded on my forehead by my friends and peers for years now. I guess all this week’s piece just confirmed to P now is WHY STOP.

Get da STEPPIN’  

NO Privacy

What’s really good people?

Now that was a way to kick off the new season of Game of Thrones. WHOOOOOOA! I mean the production just never seems to disappoint whenever you think the programming is fitna fall off. My only request is to chill on all that HOMO shittu they just find a way to throw into the story lines that just seems so out of place. I get it already there were GAY dudes back in the day. I swear the Gay Mafia just ALWAYS gotta make a point in Hollywood huh? So as I got done watching the season premiere of GOT and switched over to the season finale of House of Lies with my dude Marty Kaan, all I could think about was the new Chris Breeeezy joint “These **** Aint LOYAL”. Na Wa O! Once again let me help you slow people out there out; whenever the FEDs come knocking at your door, you best start SINGING, cop a PLEA and have a glass of Grand Marnier and go chill the F**k out. Here is a little tip bit; the FEDS have a 97% conviction rate when they bring  them charges and indictment on that a**.    

(S/O) To my girls Adira & IYA Adira; missing you both in the DMV O!

(S/O) To all of the viewers, followers & readers of the MY OMO NAIJA blogspot. Thank you for your continued support. Love iz Love! P

  

Ok people; let me get focused…

This week I have decided that I am just going to vent. Now I can talk about how everybody wants to make such a big deal of Nigeria overtaking South Africa as the number one economy in Africa but am gonna save that for another week. Oh btw, to all of our South African Nigerian Haters out there “TAKE DAT TAKE DAT”! This week I want to vent about how we have NO privacy the more we continue to serve as consumer slaves to the world of retail and capitalism.

Can somebody explain to me why everything in our possession is now linked to our login username/password, email address, date of birth and social security number. Case in point I got a new smart phone this week and every feature on the freaking Samsung Galaxy phone is linked to my email or forces me to create some type of account. And all of this is to track and monitor my usage or my interest just to capitalize on my weaknesses in the retail sector.    

I hate the fact that I cant even simply do a basic search without GOOGLE looking to solicit some other type of business from me all based on my recent search history on the internet. I swear these KAKs got it all figured out huh? And who is the one making all the money off this? It sure aint me or anyone of my peoples. I mean can someone be so violated and be so helpless all together. As if I don’t have my set of issues with being profiled already by you know who… And isn’t this some time of violation of our civil rights and liberties? Now am starting to sound like many of these CLUELESS Americans. Oh wait; I am one of them too. Lol. HILARIOUS.

Nah; I was just joking you all. I am just mad that once again somebody came up with another hustle to get paper at my expense while I was too busy setting my fantasy football lineup for the week. Next thing you know somebody gonna come up with a way to make money off all them countless hours I spend on the computer every night. Oh they did that too already.

It’s called FACEBOOK.     

CONFIDENCE & TRUST

What’s really good people?

Took a week off last week to recharge the battery and attack this spring season the right way. So what went down the past two weeks?  The best story had to be my old man telling me to STOP Saggin’ my pants. SMH. P will FOREVER continue to Sag o! Am gonna be that old head still giving them young boys the BINNESS when I get to grandpa status. What else? Let’s see still no plane in sight in the south pacific. Na Wa O! Mayor Gray, oh am sorry soon to be former Mayor Gray just got the boot. Them streets don’t play fair in the DMV! My dude Marty Kaan finally got the DRAWS! The NCAA basketball tournament has gone far beyond MADNESS! And its finally Game of Thrones season and boy I can’t wait to KING Slayer ANYBODY or EVERYBODY who ain’t trying to let SAFARI eat noni. Loooool.   

(S/O) To my girls; Mum Adira, Adira, & Grandma. Safe Travels!

(S/O) To Idimu Keshi Baba mi I Hail O!

(S/O) To all of the viewers, followers & readers of the MY OMO NAIJA blogspot. Thank you for your continued support. Love iz Love! P

  

Ok people; let me get focused…

I took in a movie the past week and let me just say it like this if you ever LOVE da Hustle and the grind of getting money then the Wolf of Wall Street is your movie. That joint is truly PCP/COCAINE/RITALIN all in one but what I really liked about the movie is how the movie teaches you to sell CONFIDENCE and TRUST. You see the character Jordan was one confident fella, I mean the boy can sell you ICE in the WINTER for that matter and his confidence transferred into the trust his employees had in their leader. Now to have one of these two traits means you a legitimate contender in business but to have both means you are a “F**kin” Problem!

That is the game people; NOBODY is going to deal with you in any endeavor if you come off looking very unsure of yourself and if your reputation in the streets is that of Mayor Gray aka…”Mr. 419”. What I really liked about “Wolfie” was even though he chose to rat, he remained loyal and never gave up his partner. Now that fat porcelain teeth having bastard looked like he would rat out his own mama in order to keep from doing Fed time.

There you have it boys and girls if you want to live that comfortable and cushy government employee life then this aint for you. Wait a minute am talking about my self. Loool. SMH. Seriously that is the former me, am looking to get on my grind heavy and push that hustle like Jordan Belfort. But this aint no movie o; am doing this minus the blow, quaaludes and booze. I remember my good friend telling me a few weeks back at lunch “man P when you start talking about something even I get excited”. HILAROUS. What I sure wont be doing unlike Jordan is when the Feds coming knocking and want you to cop a plea, you best believe am taking the first deal on the table. SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT.

There is nothing like WINNING with your peoples.